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(Reblogged from jackiegarlich)
Ho ho ho! Why pay more to sit next to old Tranny Claus over there, when you can sit on my lap. Phyllis is only … pretending to be a man, I’m the real thing. Sit down on my lap and there will be no doubt! [awkward silence] No it’s not, not like penis-wise.
Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich)
