December 2010
1 post
Dec 13th
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March 2010
1 post
Mar 29th
February 2010
1 post
“Scissor me!”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich)
Feb 22nd
35 notes
January 2010
1 post
“Here’s the thing. When a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press...”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich)
Jan 5th
26 notes
December 2009
5 posts
“What is it like being single? I like it! I like starting each day with a sense...”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich)
Dec 22nd
93 notes
“Ho ho ho! Why pay more to sit next to old Tranny Claus over there, when you can...”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich)
Dec 18th
35 notes
“Jim: You can’t yell out “I need this, I need this” as you pin down an employee...”
– (via jackiegarlich)
Dec 13th
32 notes
“Zyan: I’m Zyan. I’m Mikyla’s younger brother. Michael Scott: Well Zyan I am...”
– (via jackiegarlich)
Dec 10th
“I just—I fell in love with these kids. And I didn’t want to see them fall victim...”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich)
Dec 5th
34 notes
November 2009
17 posts
“So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is...”
– Jim Halpert, The Office (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 30th
“Jim’s a good kid, he can handle a lot. But sometimes you have to call in a...”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 29th
Nov 29th
Nov 29th
“Dwight Schrute: Michael, what is the meaning of this email that everyone got? ...”
– The Office, Episode: “Murder” (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 27th
Nov 25th
“I’m a little worried that I may have asked out Naughty Nelly instead of Erin....”
– Andrew Bernard (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 24th
41 notes
“What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went— I once went...”
– Michael Scott, The Office: Weight Loss episode (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 17th
Nov 16th
133 notes
“Andy: No. I really Schruted it. Michael Scott: What? Andy: Schruted it. It’s...”
– The Office. I really Schruted it today. (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 13th
Nov 10th
11 notes
Nov 8th
“Hey everybody, he’s not in the men’s room. Although the seat was warm, so we may...”
– Meredith, The Office (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 8th
25 notes
Nov 8th
Nov 5th
78 notes
“Truthfully, it wasn’t the way he fell in, it was… how long it took him to get...”
– Jim Halpert (via jackiegarlich)
Nov 4th
18 notes
Nov 1st
October 2009
11 posts
Oct 30th
52 notes
“I don’t need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom....”
– Michael Scott (via jackiegarlich)
Oct 29th
71 notes
Listenjackiegarlich: Hunter’s Song (from the Office) -...
Oct 27th
75 notes
“You know, I really would’ve appreciated a heads up that you were into dating...”
– Dwight Schrute (via jackiegarlich)
Oct 25th
32 notes
“Kevin: I wouldn’t last in jail, Oscar, I’m not like you. Oscar: What’s that...”
– (via jackiegarlich)
Oct 22nd
Oct 18th
Oct 18th
“I am actually great with old women. I n fact, for the longest time my best...”
– Michael Scott The office is tonight! (via jackiegarlich)
Oct 16th
29 notes
jackiegarlich: Oscar:  What are you doing? Kevin:  I’m trying to decide if I have time to pee. Oscar:  How long do you take to pee? Kevin: The peeing is fast, Oscar. It’s getting my tie back on. -The Office
Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
Oct 12th